Yar! Hand Over Yer Junque!
Cruising through Craigslist this weekend and ran across these scurvy dogs:
Here’s their Craigslist pitch:
Shake your booty. (All Over)
Shake it like it was LA!
Lose it sister. Get rid of it brother.
You don’t need that stuff. It’s no good.
And someday someone somewhere will find a way to link it to cancer.
PREPARE YOURSELF (<– scare tactic)
By calling the Junk Pirates today!
1-888-47-BOOTY (that’s 1-888-472-6689)
Follow Fritz: www.myspace.com/junk_pirates
Now, from a branding perspective, I think this kills. Most cleanup crews have non-descript business names with no hook to remember them by or reason to refer them to anyone.
But you’d probably remember the Junk Pirates. At least I will. Heck, they even have a vanity 800 number.
Note: This is an unsolicited review. I have not used them or referred them to anyone.